I’ll stick up for the Peter David run on Spiderman 2099, but that is it. 

“Would it be mandatory to wrestle other Congressmen?” - Dennis Hastert, eyeing some of the newest additions to the Congressional Page program.

There are a couple of places in this state where I’m like 90% sure that Cthulu cult activity is going on, and Kimberly is one of them. The other is Cedarburg, which somehow manages to maintain three yarn stores and a yarn museum on its entirely-too-idyllic main street in this economy. Someone is fucking a fish being…

“All three women in Sex Club went home from the first meeting fertilized, all by the same man”

I once paid money to see Emmanuel Lewis perform stand-up comedy.

I’m glad he underlined it, so we’d know it’s important.

Is it wrong that I can think of at least ten uses for that gif that have nothing to do with Penn State?

Exactly what I think and in a such a short period of time. I mean the league hasn’t been there for even 6 months and these guys are already trying to ruin their careers at break neck speed.

The defensiveness in the comments here is crazy. Yeah, there’s bad behavior in other leagues. But the numbers for OWL are out of control. The NBA has almost four times as many active players as OWL (not to mention the G League), the NFL has something like fourteen times the number of players. It would be bonkers as…

“Man, Flea has let himself go..”

So, Pink?

I’ll pay to see you say that to anyone with an actual neck tattoo

It’s hard to imagine what Lovullo could’ve said that would’ve been more offensive to Molina than to Timmons

Seeing someone miss an easy pop-up and hang their head in shame like that is giving me grade school PTSD.

I once got ejected in high school but I preempted it by getting out of the car.

these are my readers

Only player to have two first career ejections! #wow #thug

I only got ejected once in high school but I preempted it. Summer league basketball I (clearly, come on) got fouled and no call. Of course the whole gym goes silent for whatever reason and I yelled—screamed really—what the fuck! in the general direction of the ref. I didn’t even wait for the whistle. I just walked out…

The ejection was some bullshit for sure, and as a Nats fan I hope Marty Foster enjoys having the spotlight on him (he probably needs the heat since he stupidly wore short sleeves in 37 degree weather), but this wasn’t Rendon’s first ejection. His first one was back in June of 2016, against the Cubs, in also pretty…

Hell yeah, I started Marty Foster today in my Bullshit-Umpires-Do fantasy league. Ejections are 5 points, egregiously bad ones are worth 10.