Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

Hey, some of my best friends are bar stools.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

I was leery about going there, but you have a point. It’s telling that she let another woman just up and raise her kids from a young age with nary a care in the world. That can’t be a positive thing.

To be completely honest. I think his mother is a common example of older white women who have biracial children. Sleeping with Black men was something she “experimented” with back in the day. That resulted in two children...but ultimately, who she slept with didn’t change who she is and has always been...another white…

I too would really prefer to be at fault for my own untimely demise, it’s really all you can ask for in life.

Jeter never had a problem.

I wonder how black locker room dildos feel about playing in Boston.

Actually, the article says they started this months ago...that’s commitment, there.

Like EVE and Player Unknown Battlegrounds, this is a game I will never be able to fully understand or play properly but I just love reading about stuff like this.

Conservatives may be quiet, but their tweets speak volumes.

In republican class is not an indicator of refinement and decorum. It’s about pigmentation.

It is such a good game. Seriously, get it.

I should have prefaced that I’m a complete fucking softie when it comes to Christmas. I miss my family, I miss spending time with people close to me, and being alone in Seattle always feels twice as lonely as elsewhere. It’s the shitty weather.

I feel you. I spent multiple New Year’s Eves in my early 20s drinking and puking by myself.

I love this piece.

I can not say anything bad here, for I am like the buzzing of flies to him!

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.

Wow, y'all are really making a splash with these inaugural posts. The body horror about the triplets, the crazy incoherent vanilla extract post, and now this nice little bit of hateful ageism in what is essentially a bogus news story crafted specifically to allow nasty comments about non-Millennials: