Let me just hit you with some other things white civilization has produced:

Wrigleyville is the most lamentable thing white civilization has ever produced. I view it only through the lens of shame and embarrassment, a black eye on the history of our proud and noble people.

Kings was almost a primer for learning what politics is capable of. Especially after the last 10 years. I thought it was very good. Maybe too good for the average viewer I suppose. Of course often you hear that a show that has good ratings just "costs too much" to produce so it gets cancelled. That was the reason…

It was really getting good before it got cancelled.

Ah, so it's not just Fox that screws shows around with out of order episodes.

I'd rather Game of Thrones failed so we could get more Deadwood, but whatever. I like GoT.

American Gothic is my go-to TV program for hating on the way in which a network can completely destroy something amazing.

I think some people missed the joak.

Ehhh I think it's the whole 'Dad was at the game with his son' angle that put things into sentimentality overdrive. If he was just some lone drunk who fell, he wouldn't have gotten the statue. It's kinda odd but hey, life's too short to snark about everything...

"I found the Latino Kenny Powers,"

Red shirt haircut is my favorite teenager in the world.

It would really make a lot more sense if you hadn't cropped it, Kyle.

Maybe it's the angle.

Wait, why is sending cock shots not on this list? HAVE I BEEN DOING IT ALL WRONG????

YOU BURN IN HELL TOO.

Bit of advice. Don't be That Guy. No one will talk to you at parties.