MaceotheCat
Maceo the Cat
MaceotheCat

Special thanks to the NHL and NBC, which showed Pens-Caps for the 47,886th time in the past decade last night instead of its two future stars.

“I want to be clear, I did not in any way harm my girlfriend that evening.”

All I did was fire a bunch of bullets within earshot of her! She’ll be fine.

“... turned him into the biggest leper on this year’s free agent market.”

Yeah, but the biggest MLB lepers were definitely Mordecai Brown and Pete Gray.

I fucked ya sistah

“Someone say ‘lard and lox’? I’m comin back!”

Totally agree on all counts.

Has anyone here said it’s not “their right” to do any of this? Why is that your only point? Stop saying it. No one is saying it’s illegal.

Yes, but the Yankees are only accepting mobile tickets via Ticketmaster.

Yankee fan for 40 years. Used to go to between 10 and 20 games a year, plus postseason. Been dwindling since the insane prices in the new stadium. But this latest bullshit might’ve finally made me a TV-only fan. Just can’t bring myself to give them another dollar.

(Yes, I know part of my Fios bill goes to the YES

Ha. We had a cat who would chill in the car like this, too. No drugs needed.

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While Subban made a bad play that led to a temporary 3-on-2, they were actually in good position here. But for some reason, Pacioretty let Grigorenko (#25) alone right after this screenshot. He deserves some blame, too.

The only e-tickets that will be accepted will be from the Ticketmaster app:

Just read the final paragraph of the story. That explains perfectly why it’s shitty.

Hey, if they scratch their owners all time, I agree they’re assholes.

Cats may loathe strangers, but generally love their owners. One of our cats hides under the bed when we have company, yet is the most affectionate SOB on the planet when it’s just my wife and me.

Before I owned cats (and back when I used to despise them), I never understood this distinction. I just assumed that an

You do know it’s possible to love both, right? Never understood the either/or people. Both are great and have their own pluses and minuses. (But for a true animal lover the plus-to-minus ratio is approximately 99 billion to 1.)

Why can’t we like both? (We have a dog and two cats.)

Wait, McDonald’s serves flaccid dicks now?