We should all just be happy that ballboy lost weight. Tom seemed really concerned about his health.

Masshole recruitment video.

We make jokes around here. Sometimes those jokes are a bit ribald or off-color.

Oh, calm down, Champ.

I want the whole position of sideline reporter done away with. It adds absolutely nothing to a telecast.

“Same shit.”

It’s a format issue for the NASCAR film: The sport’s fans are still using VCRs.

Fair enough!

All righty, now you're talkin, friend!

It’s part of the telecast, not part of the game. And it's a bad, useless part of the telecast.

Sideline reporters are about the dumbest thing broadcast sports has ever done—nothing of import is ever said. I wish this happened every week so they’d stop doing it.

No, I already did that: Gruden!

I'm actually okay with any scenario in which Jay Gruden is yelled at and a sideline reporter is humiliated.

Calm down, psycho.

Yeah. Drunks always do what they're told.

Well, considering three HRs in a game happens only a handful of times each season, I think we can middle through.

The joke is great and fresh and a new way of making fun of a miserable franchise.

Trevor Rosenthal took paternity leave and all he did was spend his time on Facebook?

Yessir.