Read it again — I perforated the meat after grilling.

Most transparent administration in history.

i am big fan of sports america. great game to you all and i like the styles of your athletics. fast players with big muscles different than my countries where players are tall but not muscles. i really prefer players with the muscles.

I was waiting for a spider monkey reference but I guess this will have to do.

“Man I tell you somethin’, that kid ain’t right!”

I guess you don’t fear little boy jail when you’re already in little boy hell.

Damn, that Republican primary is heating up

Man I saw this on Facebook and I thought this is sweet, read the comments for it on Facebook and everyone is just bashing people with last gen consoles. I personally only make enough to really only get food and pay bills yet no one seems to understand that not everyone can afford the same shit as you. I had to wait…

The older I get, and the more stories like this I see, I am more convinced there is no god.

FBI, ORGANIZED CRIME UNIT: Alright Gatling, spill the beans. Who’re you working with?

For me it started when Tormund smashed that skull mask guys face in and no one did shit about it

I can't see any way to relieve the pressure on Blatter unless he goes.

Sorry, but a chance at a $25,000 prize is not a career.

I once ate an entire wedge of brie knowing damn well it was brie

OH ARE YOU GONNA COVER ALL THE PLAYERS THAT GO TO THE CFL NOW? THIS IS NOT NEWS! I DO NOT CARE! STICK TO SPROTS!

It certainly is.

“Then, he put the credit card info of the family online, distributed their social security numbers, hacked into the girl’s Twitter and email accounts, and tried to cancel the family’s home utilities. It ultimately destroyed the family’s credit rating.”

Of course it is a direct retort, how many “police lives matter” signs existed before “black lives matter”