Here at Deadspin we generally assume that our readers are at least somewhat intelligent people. A lot of other sites dumb down content or write for an audience of morons: we don't do that. But because we've gotten at least one dumbass e-mail, and some dumbass comments and tweets, I'm going to explain why what Ed…

There is no part of any NFL fan who's envious of the Raiders. Except the ones that wish they had a higher draft pick.

And on top of what Fister said, franchise players are more valuable in the NBA because individuals have more impact due to the five-man two-way nature of the game. No football player impacts the game offensively AND defensively like a LBJ, CP3, or Anthony Davis do in their sport

Okay, so we agree. You think moral positions become meaningless if you have to wait for them to prevail. You, sir, are a true hero of the 21st century.

Have you seen the Jets lately?

I was just suggesting that they get some tougher skin.

He wrote "Redskins" once and "Washington" once. The fuck are you talking about.

You realize you're the one here bitching that a writer has an opinion different than yours, right?

He chose to make a subtle political statement in this article

This year's worst six teams have an average winning percentage of 17.45 percent

gg is the only thing in my 25 years of playing videogames that has made me feel ashamed of being a gamer and part of this culture. It's been that fucking bad.

Allah The Victories

He was actually stabbed 10 times, 9 times in the back by the cowboys fan and once in the heart by the bears.

You can't do epic shit with basic people.

an NFLPA spokesman told Schefter that Peterson's lawyer gave the NFL a letter stating that they couldn't turn some documents over because it was against Texas law, where Peterson was charged.

No surprise as the Lakers have the most ineffective shooting guard in the NBA.