On Stiviano's list of vile assholes she'd fuck for money, Lasorda ranked below getting hit by a car.

This is such an advance in dick-support technology. Do they have it in circumcised?

You can tell he's drunk since he's making a pass.

Think you could maybe learn something about how to construct a logical argument. For example, it would be unacceptable for me to dismiss your perspective because you have chosen to name yourself after an actress that has recently decided to announce her support for Woody Allen, an accused pedophile. That is committing…

Well, I can see how that would totally discredit anything he has to say. I would like to introduce your to my friend Ad Hominem. Perhaps you have heard of him but maybe you have never met.

Note to self.

Please go fuck yourself.

He used his glove too. I expected him to catch it with his butt. 1/10

+1 mule

ok

Every moral compass needs a lodestone, a magnetic south if you will, that allows us to confidently stride in the opposite direction. The New York Post is such a thing.

I think you're in the wrong place, chief.

Just making fun of the "I Can't Stop Looking At..." thing. There are a ton of posts that begin with that.

Seriously, how long do you have to look at it to get the information?

Cowherd: First the Dougie, now the Hustle?!

He can probably throw it over them mountains over there

Judges would also have accepted Angel Hernandez. +1

You work for Deadspin. That shit's your bread and butter...

Diseased Asshole Has Diseased Asshole, May Soon Be Deceased Asshole.

[takes drastic measures to remove cancer]