As a writer, he's a great kicker. Probably the best.

Yeah, what kind of dick guest writes a column after being invited to do so?!?

SPEAK THE TRUTH. Only a real thug like Kaep would kiss a girl before she goes to sleep, then drive her to the hospital to make sure she is okay. #thuglife

Let's be honest about a degree in communications not being a real degree, though.

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"amateurs" - Darren Sharper

There's no way he heard her say "No" with those headphones on.

darren rovell ‏@darrenrovell 1h

Well if this is okay, then why did everyone laugh at me for asking how many quarters were in a football game?

Congratulations, you are the Joe Morgan of Fire Joe Morgan. You are the worst and you should really kill yourself. Also thanks for reposting the entire article so that everyone can see just how wrong you are.

You got a few blocks east to halsted, and people dress up like bears and cubs all the time!

Did the midwest break up with you or something?

He was protesting jackass.

And don't get me started on the Browns!

What would you have me wear? Do you wear armor or carry a lance? Do you drive a covered wagon? I live in an apartment, wear glasses, drive a minivan. I also vote in my tribal elections, teach my son to dance, and find ways each day assert our tribal identity.

"Cruel world! Why will no one judge me strictly on MY WORDS?" he lamented, tears smearing his blatantly racist face paint.

Hey! Nobody's making a big deal about the guy making fun of Irish potato farmers.

I'm sorry if I offended you. Please accept this blanket and let me buy you a drink.

"Lemme guess, you're about to play the race card on me Chief."

Completely agree that they botched this, but do you really think no one would have batted an eye if they said "we released him because he's a selfish dick" 30 minutes after the gang ties story? The Deadspin coverage would have (rightfully) been about how the Eagles smeared him to avoid looking like they cut him for…