How could you not know Polk High's greatest football achievement?

For those who don't know (this includes me, I had to ask)

Can we get ESPN to reach out to Sarah Phillips as to what her professional opinion is of LeBatard? She's a trustworthy journalist, right? Thanks for standing up to the bullshit, Dan.

Yep, it's all a conspiracy.

I'm pretty sure that in this instance "a couple of drinks" means "a whole lot of drinks, but I'm raging alcoholic, so I can handle it."

That's odd, too, when you consider he's from Oklahoma. I figure it's all "landscape" out there.

"jus' god punishin' them san fran queers n packers!" - Mike Priefer

They won't come forward because they aren't looking to be unemployed. There is no upside to coming forward, but keeping your mouth shut makes you a made man.

The singing of God Bless America at sports events. Kill it. Kill it good.

Given Kluwe's gaming habits, I wouldn't be surprised if this was a simple matter of Priefer being a Mac guy while Kluwe was too PC.

Are you actually surprised your coaches didn't want you helping the Bears and the Packers?

Of course, Geno's choice not to use a condom comes as no surprise. He's grown accustomed to having no protection whatsoever after working with the Jets offensive line.

"All this talking & texting, he NEVER mentioned a girlfriend."

Well, that's enough Internet this year...

NHL14 was the first one in years I didn't like. The whole thing where there are 3 fights every time someone finishes a bodycheck in EASports hockey league really kills the flow of the game.

That Mutha Fucka!

In a way this a bit out of character for ESPN. They hold Pro and College Football's proverbial jock so much that them putting this horrible juxtaposition right up front and center is just surprising.

Yeesh, the way these gals are getting all chippy and emotional, you'd think they were having three periods a game.

Well, Derrick Rose does do a great Augustus Hill impression.

Mispronouncing the name of one of the top 5 skaters ever to play the game, whose brother was probably in the top 30, should disqualify any network from covering hockey.