Until there's a viable international league or even a secondary pro league in America (which did not adopt the NFL's rules), there are almost zero options for football players who want to play in the NFL besides college sports.

Yes. The process varies from league to league, and it can be difficult. In basketball, you can play in a foreign country for a year until you're eligible. In football, you need to be three years removed from high school. Baseball and hockey have minor league systems which bypass college altogether.

This kinda looks like a deleted scene from The Great Dictator.

Feel better, champ?

That's a major problem, you know.

No. I thought the first one didn't post. Also, I'm not going to do your homework for you, but off the top of my head? Riddley Walker comes to mind.

You're right, but only because being an atheist is a defensible position.

Ain't it great that we live in an age where I can totally disregard a person's opinion about a topic 10 words into what they're trying to say?

No, it's probably because you don't read enough.

fucking kinja...

There's no way for the catcher to field that throw without being where he was. In essence, the fact that it was a beautiful throw to exactly where it needed to be caused the runner to be safe. That is really, really fucking stupid.

I just looked through hundreds of these to avoid a repost, and I'm shocked Clint Malarchuk did not make an appearance until now.

"surmount to"?

This is another problem with stupid internet people. When you refuse to give them the education and time devotion they demand of you, they think it's because you don't have the answers instead of realizing their own lack of importance. Some day, stupid internet person, you'll realize this, and then my education of you…

How about because the Eagles haven't made any claims of that sort? Start there.

I don't? Weird. I thought I just did.

This whole thing revolves around one key fact: the layman fan is remarkably stupid. In the words of George Carlin, think of how dumb the average fan is. Then realize half of fans are even dumber than that.

Correct, but not because of what KevinMcDougal said. There's only a comma if there's a subject and a verb are on both sides of a conjunction (the word and, in this case). The verbs fan and blow both belong to a single subject (the Mets), so no comma. This is a diction issue, not a grammar one. Then again, you could…

A Sudden Twist. That's god damn perfect.

"There is nothing he can't hit."