Should we pretend to not know that "Giants official" was Pat Hanlon?

Well, at least Colton got a "free" "education" during his WR stint at OSU.

I think I see a tiny little violin in there.

I know. It's not like Deadspin posted a story about two feuding sports personalities from Baltimore and Denver earlier today. If they did something like THAT, then they're allowed to post stuff about NYC.

Deadspin iTeam assemble?

Is it too late for America to add a few colors to our flag? Say some yellows, greens, and oranges?

Looks to me that #57 on Washington inadvertently knees him in the head after he's down. More visible on the replay. Only way to stop that from happening is to outlaw chasing players who have the ball.

You're right, sorry. I read it wrong. Tried to delete my comment before you saw it to avoid confusion.

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+1

Not to be an ESPN apologist, but this isn't solely their domain. All the major cable news outlets do it as well. Someone says something controversial, and then everyone spends the rest of the day "debating" that controversial thing. ESPN isn't dumb for doing it. People are dumb for watching it.

They monitored every piece of communication there and they STILL couldn't do anything about those fucking berets?

I wonder if all this is a giant misunderstanding. Maybe Puig was simply addressing his disgust for Tyler Perry films.

I guess spelling is, too.

Somewhere, Sean Young is trying to latch herself onto the movie deal for this.

I'm surprised we don't see this more frequently, honestly. There are tons of videos on youtube you can look at. This is what is likely to happen in a sport where your goal is to damage your opponent's brain to the point where they can't stand anymore.

Note to all millionaires: hire someone for $50k a year to be your personal sober driver. Or call cabs for everything. Both are probably cheaper than lawyer fees.

As a left-handed person, I wear watches on my right wrist. Makes writing easier.

We need to find two things to settle this: the garbage bag that abortion is in and Maury Povich. Deadspin I-team, assemble!