I like Pos, liked that article, and generally respect him as a writer. However, using that quote to start your article, any article, even if the article is about Richard Gere and/or Pretty Woman, is fucking treasonous.

OMAHA. OMAHA.

#umpshow

Here I was, planning to run onto CitiField and assault Angel Hernandez with thundersticks. Thank you, commentator, for pointing out that it is not okay for fans to run onto the pitch and assault the referees with vuvuzelas (and, presumably, other noisemakers). Glad you cleared that up for all of us.

AWESOME.

Was Michelin a sponsor?

3 points for reg win, 2 for OT, 1 for SO. No point for losing. That shit is just crazy.

Question: Is this the worst non-recycled, non-teeth related Rick Reilly column ever?

Um... The Sound Tigers have won 22 games. They last won on the 12th of February, 2013. What the hell are you talking about?

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Let him blow his nose with the rest of the $20 or so million dollars he has left on his contract. For $20 million, you could boo me while I stand naked in public every day until his contracts up.

You're an asshole.

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Yes! Yes.

Well played, sir.

Jetsing. Definitely Jetsing.

Word.

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This is a great point (especially when considering PurgatoryOnline' correction to it). Holmes predicted one of the dumbest plays the Reds could have possibly made, making Holmes a terrible analyst.

Maui'a declared on his Twitter account that he is now a free agent and that the Cardinals should not be brought into this. So, he's definitely not a Cardinals player, in point of fact.