I would really want to read that. The same thing happens in conservatives. “Work hard and things will work for you” very quickly turns into “Someone help me, just give me money.”

He is fully functional.

Here, take the keys to the Tardis. You win the internet.

Plus, lady tears should be saved for science labs alone, in between falling in love with your labmates. DUH.

That hair takes effort. She was definitely trying to do something.

I SCREAMED

SHE SAID HER HAIR WAS A 4?

Loki asks for Big League Chew instead of a big ol’ plug of Red Man? What kind o’ wussy redneck IS he? :)

Key word is fundamentalist. There's a world of difference between people like that and people who think Pope Francis is pretty cool.

Gardevoir* that's probably more of a thing.

Bill never took a stand for or against God. He merely explained what is and what has happened. This isn't about how things could have been created, it's a description of what we've actually observed.

I am 1000% down with this being my legacy

I... think you're doing it wrong.

Noah was deeply flawed, but I liked it a lot more than Exodus. Still, it wasn't good.

Here's a small detail I've been wondering about, but not enough to see the movie or anything. (LOL NO.)

They'll never get this story right because they'll never portray Moses correctly IMHO. He should be a soft spoken man of mystery who makes a 90 degree spin from courtesan to sinister prophet turning on his adopted family and embracing his heritage and his morality. Aaron should do all the talking, warning and…

Idina Menzel plays a renegade magical ice princess singing snow themed songs about female empowerment, and the act of true loves that saves the younger princess' life isn't a kiss from a dashing prince she doesn't know, but an act of sacrifice and devotion she performs herself to save her sister. And did I mention…