I would really want to read that. The same thing happens in conservatives. “Work hard and things will work for you” very quickly turns into “Someone help me, just give me money.”

Here, take the keys to the Tardis. You win the internet.

Plus, lady tears should be saved for science labs alone, in between falling in love with your labmates. DUH.

That hair takes effort. She was definitely trying to do something.

I SCREAMED

SHE SAID HER HAIR WAS A 4?

Loki asks for Big League Chew instead of a big ol’ plug of Red Man? What kind o’ wussy redneck IS he? :)

Key word is fundamentalist. There's a world of difference between people like that and people who think Pope Francis is pretty cool.

Gardevoir* that's probably more of a thing.

"Stupid lasagna" is a perfect term.

I love you.

Emma wins, shut it down.

Oh TWOP how I miss thee...

Oh my goodness, I just realized Linda Holmes is non other than Miss Alli, the best recapper of all time on the now-defunct Television Without Pity.

Even 10+ years ago she was fucking hilarious and spot on.

Looks like elite nepotism to me. Stanley is the daughter of a former Defense Department official in four presidential administrations; a Harvard grad, she's also a former high level foreign correspondent for the Times including former co-chief of the New York Times' Moscow bureau, which is not a job handed to just…

Also last month Stanley wrote a piece after Joan Rivers death which was a hatchet job. I'm not sure if she's a racist, or just an amazingly nasty person. Either way, no reason for her to be writing for the NY Times.

Idina Menzel plays a renegade magical ice princess singing snow themed songs about female empowerment, and the act of true loves that saves the younger princess' life isn't a kiss from a dashing prince she doesn't know, but an act of sacrifice and devotion she performs herself to save her sister. And did I mention…