I read that entire article and it was seriously one of the dumbest goddamn things I’ve ever seen. This entire “theory” relies on InfoWars-caliber logical leaps, mental gymnastics, and connecting nonexistent patterns. I’m by no means a defender of NFTs in general or Bored Ape Yacht Club in particular (I assumed the…

Gamestop is awful! Go work somewhere else that is also awful!

“Mammoth, the holy site of snowsports.”

Haters to the left, this is exactly what I wanted.

I 100% out of Christmas guilt

Welllllll, they’re suin’ me down in Delaware

No. He should have an affair with one and then pay her hush money to keep the whole thing quiet,  like any true American that wants to make America great again. 

Still holding out hope for a, ‘The Witcher: The Adventures of Ciri’ spin-off someday.

While my class hasn’t lost as many, the departed are almost all opiate related either by overdoses or accidents under the influence. One in particular was a guy who never even partied in high school, the most I’d ever seen him do was smoke weed. But of course, I hadn’t seen him in years and as Aimée pointed out,…

Putin already has.

Andy Puzder actually invented this chant, but it was undocumented.

Wow, you must be a Cubs fan. Leave the Cardinals out of it, please.

Fuck the Notre Dame. Fuck Ohio State. Fuck Penn State.

Did you have to say huge though? Salt, man.

Thanks for that. I heard about the tax breaks and subsidies but didn’t know about his company owning the land.
If it shakes out even close to what’s proposed it could be very good for Inglewood (that remains to be seen). I guess the only real loser would be St. Louis (who I guess is still paying off the last Rams’…

Ha, just the other day someone commented how Assassin’s Creed needs to be more like Far Cry and take some time between installments. And now this.

It was Kevin Costner, he got the wrong Mrs. Ripken.