Never trust an employer’s “promises” about future bonuses, stock grants, or any other form of discretionary compensation - especially when used as an excuse for offering below-average base salary. I learned this lesson the hard way during my first corporate job after college.

You would be amazed at the kind of “creative” accounting tricks companies use to screw people out of profit bonuses. And you’d be even more amazed at how many of these practices are legal.

PROTIP: When a company promises employees a bonus based on the *net* profit (not gross profit) of a product they worked on, that promise is basically meaningless because of what’s known as “Hollywood Accounting”. In a nutshell, this is when a company artificially inflates the production expenses of a project by…

It’s not so much that she said dumb shit about Putin. It’s that she clumsily tried to scrub it from the internet after the fact once everyone found it, and then when she was caught doing THAT she made up a ridiculous lie about why she said dumb shit about Putin in the first place (“I was method-writing for a novel…

The simplest explanation is that other mainstream news organizations heard about this allegation, looked into it, were unable to corroborate any of the surrounding details, and decided there was no story to pursue.

This is actually surprising common with Hall of Fame quarterbacks who have spent their entire career with one team. They sign with some random ass team and spend a couple (usually mediocre) years there before retiring. Examples: Johnny Unitas, Joe Montana, Ken Stabler, Brett Favre, Peyton Manning, etc.

He's signing with Tampa Bay.

One of the most oft-repeated conservative arguments against universal healthcare is that Europe can only afford cheap drugs because they’re all supposedly invented in America.

Perhaps the DNC refuses to get behind Sanders because he’s an interloper who spent his entire political career refusing to be a member of the Democratic Party, and only joined it in 2016 so that he could opportunistically gain access to their campaign and funding infrastructure to run for president?

“No experience in international business”

“But the remake, developer Square Enix says, will be the size of an entire Final Fantasy.”

Testosterone is one of the things that gives men an athletic advantage over women. It's not the only thing.

No, kid. I’m a liberal. Real liberals concern themselves with real problems that have real impacts on society. We don’t concern ourselves with pointless, navel-gazing internet arguments about pointless semantic bullshit like this.

No, it’s used to alert others to pointless bullshit. Not all opinions deserve a debate. Some are ridiculous and deserve little more than passing ridicule.

Do less.

Here’s the difference, Megyn:

Seriously. This is like writing an article about the best methods for mopping your own pee off the floor. Instead of, you know, simply peeing in the toilet and not on the floor.

Seriously. This is like writing an article about the best methods for mopping your own pee off the floor. Instead…

If you need a dedicated vacuum for the removal of crumbs from your sheets, it's time to seriously re-evaluate your eating/life habits.

If you need a dedicated vacuum for the removal of crumbs from your sheets, it's time to seriously re-evaluate your…

Does your place not have any sort of kitchen or common area in which you could eat meals?

Does your place not have any sort of kitchen or common area in which you could eat meals?