Wake me up when a Raspberry Pi can mow my lawn.

Terro! Homebrew equivalent: borax + corn syrup.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

Flower child.

I've hacked my car to run on water.

Contemplating the woman in the lead photo hurts my productivity.

Great! I'll give it to my neighbor's obnoxious dog to play with.

Thank you! The "night school" series is one of the best things you folks do, and it's very generous of you to also make the PDF versions.

That guy is practicing sex positions in the office?!

Print G-strings.

Barkeeper's Friend is the cat's meow. So is The Works toilet bowl cleaner, which has many uses beyond the advertised one.

I don't think that a combination of baking soda and vinegar will have quite the same results...

Oooohhh... Now you're going all ad hominem on me. What happened to striving for perfection? :-)

I agree that quantum mechanics is the "littlest of results".

With a twist of quantum mechanics—the antithesis of so-called objectivity.

Well, I drink to your health and your rationalist existence.

A walking desk definitely sounds better than a standing desk. I think I'd find myself walking to the kitchen a bit too often, though.

Thanks for giving us that lazy pickup driver's plate number—now, let's start a campaign to razz him.

The word 'fact' and the expression 'in fact' have different meanings. It's the latter that I am suspicious of.

"in fact" — another dubious assertion.