I hear there are lots of sheep available.

Wow, cool. Too bad the "spell caster" couldn't cure your illiteracy.

Easy choice - Assateague too often has too many mosquitoes and biting flies. At least the toys only bite your feet.

Vote: My wife.

I've heard that ex-lax can be effective in sending a message to an obnoxious dog's owners.

It isn't about great innovations as much as incremental improvements. My wife's 5 is clearly better than my 4S (and the 5S presumably better than both), but not enough enough to make me upgrade. However, the 4S is clearly a significant step up from the 4, and my old 3GS is essentially unusable even though nothing on…

Except that some of the changes give new life to older devices, perhaps making owners less likely to upgrade soon. But I was, of course, referring to the bling, which I'm finding rather annoying on my iPhone 4S.

So many changes, so little purpose...

I certainly have a crush on her.

Bed is for sex then sleep. Works every time for me.

Male.

Go to a bar. Hit on someone way over your level. Get a drink thrown in your face. Alcohol dissolves permanent marker ink. Wipe with napkin. Done.

I am forever amazed by what one can read on the internet. Do you believe in voodoo too?

I'll bet you'd be vastly happier sticking to your choice to not have kids than to marry a particular person. If you have kids when you're not sure you want to, you'll most likely deeply regret it. I'm 60 and never wanted to have kids, and it took me four tries to find a good wife who truly agreed (people will lie…

Missing rice bran oil, one of my favorites for cooking because of its mild flavor. Smoke point 490°F, 254°C. Readily available in Asian markets.

I hope both you and your neighbor's step-aunt choke to death on farts from these beans.

My hair sheds.

Jawohl, mein Kommandant!

Nice to know we'll still have steaks then.

Edit: except that it was mislabeled in the credits and is actually the very similar "Transformation", also by The Cinematic Orchestra.