The inclusion of Yakety Sax seems to lessen the tastefulness of not using the footage.

Working at a dealership is a great way to make you hate cars.

Your friend needs a new wife with better decision making skills.

The most minor repair can be the most harrowing.

This is a high caliber post. It’s impossible to dodge the obvious faults you present. Frankly, someone should ram this thing out of its misery. Perhaps a challenger may appear one day to lead the legions of people in caravans; chargers who leap head first into this arduous journey, often having to dart around the…

So, are you shooting for a new employment opportunity? I hear someone is hiring.

This car seriously had all the makings of a Nissan 370Z, Ford Mustang and Chevrolet Camaro, Infiniti G37, etc competitor. If you only look at the spec sheet, this car had everything it needed... but...

Christ, why did I feel sorry for this guy when everybody was piling on about how bad he was?

Hey Chris, when EVERYBODY else is the problem, you are the problem.

Sorry, but I am willing to bet many of the ghosts of those who have fallen would have been cheering that shit on the whole time. We’re all cut from the same cloth.

What makes a vehicle fun?

Here’s a Juicebox. You can go sit in the Sissy pen... I mean the “Safe Zone” while your feelings soothe for me saying something that you don’t like. After 20 years, if you haven’t managed to get your life together, you’ll get a free sticker and a government stipend. Congratulations.

On a dreary afternoon in early December, Lance decided he had had enough of the Southern Tier StanceBro Club, leaving his recently-driven Subaru Baja parked on top of a pile of dry leaves. As he walked back to the highway shoulder to hitch a ride, he weakly hummed Simon & Garfunkel’s “The Boxer” while dialing the…

How about one of the factory supercharged AW11s? http://www.ebay.com/itm/Toyota-MR2…

Mid-engine plus linear boost wrapped in fantastic ‘80s angularity (don’t call it boxiness). Sure, it’s not a lot of power, but this one seems pretty clean and it’s currently less than half the budget.

Who the hell at GM decided that using the reverse lights as approach lamps was a good idea?

On a visit to NYC a few years ago my friend and I took the subway to get to his parents from our hotel. I suggested we just take a cab because I didn’t want to chance riding with bums and weirdos. My friend chastised me to not be a pussy. We get on the train and the car we are in is moderately full but still some…

I was in Atlanta on business and took MARTA instead of renting a car. I had the worst head cold of my life and could not smell anything. I was coughing up a storm. About 5 minutes in to my ride I noticed people were staring at me strange, almost with fear. This went on for about two stops until a nice Asian lady came…

Sure, I know a lot of nice owners, but they preach about these dumb little cars so much that they put the Mormons and the Jehovah’s Witnesses both to shame.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.