Getting “beat by a girl” is really what it boils down to, isn’t it? I feel like a majority of us dudes in Gen X and Millennials have long ago accepted the equal playing field — I’ve personally “lost to a girl” countless times and in varying instances, and never once did it factor into any disappointment, mostly…

Or you could think of it as an employer who covered up the horrible criminal activities of its employee, and then foisted the employee off on an unsuspecting woman and washed its hands of the whole issue. But sure, your thing is logical too.

I think the families of his victims would have every right to take action against Subway.

Maybe. They were on notice he was a pedophile and he was about to get married and (according to her) they actively ignored it in the hopes that she would cure him of his “proclivities.” She may not be successful, but I think she has an argument that they had a duty not to foist their horrible problem off on her.

I vividly remember an incident that happened over 20 years ago, when I was in my early twenties. I was sitting in a train, on my way to Christmas dinner, in a nice velvet dress, and a guy with very bad skin sat next to me. I felt super uncomfortable, and was chastising myself for it because I had no reason to feel…

Just a guess, but probably not the independent bookstore that said they lost money agreeing to being used as a set (for a skit that pretty much just straight-up mocks the owners of the store)...?

I’m not even sure what “up” and “down” are in this scenario.

“Fred Armisen in a wig and a dress is a deeply shitty joke”

Can’t imagine how that ex-girlfriend is feeling right now, too.

Wow. I think I’ve just found a new definition for tone deaf and self-centered.

Yeah, it’s all about you getting your dick wet...

If my two choices are:

Ooh, let me see if I can do this:

I expect something a long the lines of “Well then it should be illegal to say a man is sexist and/or is mansplaining."

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!

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As part of a lengthy parole, they should make him wear an ankle bracelet that senses the presence of women in his vicinity and broadcasts a warning. “I’m a rapist! Run away! I’m a rapist! Run away!” Then it delivers a dose of date rape drugs to him and he passes out wherever he might be. He must also carry a pack of…

While his victim is probably struggling to get her life together and feeling unsafe knowing that he is out.