If she knew what he was planning, she’s complicit. I have a learning disability. I didn’t know it absolved me of accessory to murder.

Call me a bad feminist (like I care), but a woman’s pursuit of penetrative pleasure does not necessarily promote the patriachy. We already have a term for the type of sex that does promote the patriarchy-its called rape. I understand what you’re saying, but shiiiiiiitttttt, I gotta get mine, too, and women aren’t an…

Actually I have been in a monogamous relationship with a great fella (no kids, hooray!) for almost two years. That doesn’t mean that my feelings towards sex have changed. Damn, you’re really trying though! That’s cute.

You seem fun.

Wow you sure can tell a lot about somebody (the brother) from just a picture! You should really try to market that, I bet it’d be quite profitable.

Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

But don’t you know that men are statistically just as likely to experience domestic violence but also lets ignore the fact that when you actually break those stats down men get stalked and verbally abused while women get raped, beaten, set on fire, and have their children murdered but it’s definitely totally the same…

And those doing a dick aren’t squashed into some dude’s probably unwashed ass when doing 69? Unless you’ve done as many bjs as you’ve eaten pussies, I don’t think I’m going to trust your comparative analysis.

Thank goodness it’s completely unnecessary to breathe while sucking a dick.

I’m not trying to co-opt the moment, but her online work and advocacy to find the killers of young women of color and poor women re: Unsolved and “Cold” cases were almost second to none. The exhaustive work of her blog along with her ability to gently but firmly take police and investigative agencies to task for their…

SEE this is how it starts, all seems like a great idea. Then you join, next thing you know you’re sister wiving it making delicate silk flowers to put on tiny straw cat hats 18 hours a day.

My main takeaway from all of these stories is that I shouldn’t feel alone and ashamed that I’ve shat myself twice as an adult (thanks, cheap small-town buffets beloved by my parents!).

I was guaranteed that Mark Posting Night = Dry Heaving. God, that man grossed me out a lot.

Two weeks postpartum, taking a shower, trying to avoid even touching the fiery pus-oozers that were my nipples (thanks breastfeeding), when I feel something fall out of me, followed by a THUNK on the floor of the bathtub. I look down and see a baseball-sized blood clot. And because I was sleep deprived and hungry and…

Now, that is a weird fetish.

Before I had my first so many people would tell me “oh you’re just so happy to have the kid that you forget all the pain of childbirth and the gross body things that happen in aftermath.” Those people are full of shit. I have 3 kids and intimately remember the horror and misery that came with every single one of them.

Yeah, giving birth was pretty gross experience overall. Also, no one really sufficiently warned me just how gross the bleeding for weeks after birth would be. I had these INCHES, almost a FOOT long, stringy, gluey clots coming out of me for almost a MONTH.

Given birth.

People are going here and there constantly in Emergency Depts; 24/7. It’s not a place you’d expect to be able to isolate someone (even the isolation bays are monitored).

Not just gentrification, but the isolationism that comes along with it. You want the panaderías and Día skulls, but not the neighbors who come along with them. smdh.