I hate this shit so much. 1) Like Dan said, it’s a sex reveal, not a gender reveal. 2) I hate the adherence to the binary blue for boys, pink for girls element that seems essential to the stunt 3) I hate the idea that public consumption of a pregnancy, totally for internet attention, is now just a reality of having a…

From an earlier comment, sounds like he is OK.

God, someone just stab him with a foreign object already, would they?

a stack of player surveys

True to form, Piazza’s insistance that he wasn’t drunk made more people suspect he really was.

This is just more of the liberal, lamestream media’s witch hunt against Trump and his nominees. They keep bringing up this old shit from people’s past. We all did dumb stuff when we were young. Give the guy a break.

My favorite fact about Denver/Colorado is they said fuck off to the 1976 Winter Games. They got the bid and everything and then just dumped it off at the goodwill when they realized what a shit sandwich they were in for. And this was in 1972.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Draper:

I think there’s a real possibility that he did not, but then Tyson accused him of it and told him that people said he had, which flattered him so then he started telling people he did for ego reasons.

-Joseph Goebbels

I just looked over the Deadspin front page and it doesn’t look like they cover football any more. Sorry.

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Thanks for sharing Spencer’s article. That was a tough read and I hadn’t even heard of Jack Trice before.

This totally makes up for going to the home opener my sophomore year but failing to get drunk enough to black out while OU lost at Peden to fucking Northeastern.

Twenty instances of abuse? Twenty? That’s way more than enough to sink anyone’s marriage.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

The Acolytes Protection Agency would have had a field day.

He should try for the Vegas job. Roy is beloved in that town.

Why Neuer didn’t come out and plow over Griezmann, sending Greizmann into a coma, breaking a vertebrae and knocking out two teeth. That usually works so well for Germany against France.