He voluntarily signed for QPR, so that’s highly questionable!

I find myself thinking that President Trump is not merely one of the worst people his generation produced, but the embodiment of the collective id of that generation. Thin-skinned, venal, looking for someone else to blame and so very, very scared of changes.

TB is my go-to for a cheap lunch when at work. I get two bean burritos with no green/red sauce, then I add similar amounts of packets of the Fire. Can’t go wrong. 

I was a taco bell night manager once upon a time in my youth, and I’ll be honest with you. You can get anything they’ve ever made more or less:

A dude named Patrick getting caught with cocaine in New Hampshire is without a doubt the whitest thing I can think of off the top of my head.

I’m surprised (and thrilled!) to hear Belle & Sebastian were putting in that much of an awesome show on Saturday.

I don’t disagree at all with your point that we shouldn’t pay any attention to Ben Shapiro, but thirteen hundred words about him- over forty percent of which are direct quotes of his- seems like a weird way to go about making it.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

That or the Second Avenue Subway.

I was driving through Baltimore once and decided to get O’s tickets at the last minute.

Eh, they’ll be bad. But we as a baseball loving society can still sing Orioles Magic, and OPACY is still the best ballpark in baseball.

Oh, I work; I teach, but as a professor, I have an awful lot of office hour time.

Most students don’t use it until toward the end of the semester, when they collectively realize that they’re getting a grade—so if I’m not grading, attending committee meetings, or reading, I’m probably killing time here.

...and the whole,…

(Genuine question, no snark:) I grew up two towns from New Haven CT and when I was a kid I thought that every village had at least one passable pizza parlor.

Yeah, when I saw she was in her first year at a top MATH PhD program, I wondered about this...sounds like she was immensely talented, and it takes a very high achiever to accomplish what she did by the age of 23. PhD programs can really exacerbate existing mental health issues, especially in the first year, when…

Or, you know, it might’ve been the owner of the team that won the Super Bowl. Fancy that!

There’s no such thing as a “self-made” billionaire.

My undefeated Devils!

Ramzan Kadyrov looks like every white person’s fuck-up cousin who left his fourth college at age 26 and started doing landscaping.

Yes, a good point. I wonder how many people on the east coast (new england, adirondacks, hudson valley, etc.) who claim to have seen mountain lions have actually seen a bob cat (they do look very different re: shape, size, tail) or like a yellow lab, but there are so many people who claim to have seen them, and…

A few years ago, when people in Connecticut kept claiming to see a mountain lion, and everyone made fun of them until one was actually hit and killed by a car, my husband made the mistake of googling “Greenwich cougar” to find out more. Never again.