I can’t help but think that the angry folks criticizing ESPN for giving Jenner the Arthur Ashe Award are the same ones who would have criticized ESPN for naming an award after Arthus Ashe in the first place.

Isn’t Two Lane Blacktop enough?

Imagine that, an impression of every Ranger fan I’ve ever met.

Are we sure this isn't just Nick Kroll?

I can’t wait for Downtown Julie Brown’s “Wubba Wubba Wubba” vertical.

To be fair, the Maple Leafs are offering him an extra month of vacation.

I could totally see this happening every week at NYCFC games if they actually had a stadium to be interviewed in front of.

If playoff-mode Claude Lemieux were a team, it would be the Blackhawks.

As much as other Devil fans will be celebrating this (and I am, as well), it is a bittersweet end of an era. Took a “Mickey Mouse organization” without the hype and spotlight of those turds across the two rivers and made it by far the Northeast’s most accomplished franchise over the last 2.5 decades. Sure, he checked…

Life Imitates “Wheels, Ontario”

The NASL is the second tier of American soccer, created from a split of the United Soccer League, which has been around (under various, mostly less-ironic names) since before MLS. It isn’t necessarily needed, not the way say, fire departments are, but as seen in this video the league has enough players and fans to…

No mention of the Etem goal?

Terry Mulholland did pretty much exactly the same play back in 1986.

I think Klopp's biggest mistake was the offseason firing of one of his top assistants, Gustav Klipp. Dortmund just didn't have the proper rhythm after that.

Leave it to a BGSU bar to produce video of someone spreading the clap.

Frankly, I'm surprised this happened at a Leafs practice, and not at Toronto City Hall. Historically, if Booth is taking a shot at a scruffy midwesterner, it happens in the middle of Ford's theatre.

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.

Top throwback jersey in Toronto:

Why couldn't they just meet in Temecula?