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Everyone knew Detroit wanted a right-handed defenseman. Everyone (especially the Leafs) was hoping it'd be Dion Phaneuf.

The day when futures are squandered, rebuilds torpedoed, and onerous contracts willingly taken on...

The correct answer is all of them tied, except Shawn Michaels.

Yeah, other than that Klosterman sounds exactly like a Doc Hammer-voiced character from the Venture Bros, they're not bad. I usually check the topics and if they're covering a lot of sports, I'll listen to those.

Thanks for posting the pic. Comment section is giving me a sad. Especially the casual dismissal of Bull Connor with "guess he was a racist" and a wikipedia link. His vicious enforcement of segregation in Birmingham—turning police dogs and firehoses on peaceful protestors—epitomizes the violence with which Southern…

Still not sure why NY needed a second dysfunctional MLS team whose ownership values using them as a marketing vehicle for their primary product. Their other team was doing that just fine.

Martin Havlat is also out, but luckily for the Devils he tested negative for mumps, and "only" has the flu.

Police also noted that his delivery was stilted and awkward, and his work rate was poor.

You would think that MacTavish would be the last person to want to wear two hats.

One might say...

1. Aaron Rogers.

Snyder: "So, Jeff, I was wondering if you had any interest in maybe trading us back-"

Bucs 2013: Staph infection

"No time for sunblock—have to collect more bracelets!"

Come on down to Stiggs! Located kitty corner to where the Tigers used to play in a slowly yet surely gentrifying area of Detroit, we'll be happy to serve you all sorts of commercial draft beers, mid-shelf liquors, and whatever kegs we can smuggle in from out of state brewhouses to skirt Michigan's goofy ass…

If my Ph.D. has taught me anything of value and practical use, it's that hierarchical rankings of this type are highly subjective and open to infinite critique and deconstruction. To be sure, what is an ordinal list if not a descending tally of one person's whims and wants? Why not stretch the list back to our…

So Dupuis lost his wager, I see,

That's not journalism. It was like a fabricated interview.