As a former youth regional pool player who had friends in the national pool (including demps, who was a lot like the kid from malibu's most wanted), ALL of these top young players dream of playing in Europe. Even in early teen years these players are playing against Europeans at tournaments and on tours. They have…

I eagerly await you post dissecting what has got wrong in this article.

I guess it's actually in Fishkill (?!?!), so I don't know if that's close to you know or not. Look it up — the dude seemed like a cool guy.

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

Twenty odd years ago I worked at a super crappy college dive bar that had Bud, Bud Light, Natural Light and Icehouse on tap. All of the taps led to the same Red Dog keg under the bar. It was the cheapest keg the owner could get and he figured no one would notice. And no one did.

Kurt Warner isn't taking to the internet to call for genocide, though, and he does have that going for him.

The Sabres should watch this to learn what a open ice hit looks like.

Damn! That's some princess monanoke sized shit

This is completely off topic, but: it's a little disappointing to me that I have yet to find either a beer or social media/ online handle called Jaromir Lager. It's got to be out there!

There is no switchel culture to revitalize.

I could go on and on about how this was not a clean hit, but I won't borje with the details.

This definitely deserves a \_O___/

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

It is the work of an insane person.

How, after 42 years, did Ron not know Geraldine was actually just Flip Wilson in drag?

That's under the 'Donte' Stallworth' section.

Bought

As a resident in the next town over, you know nothing of this particular rotary. It's poorly designed, it's construction drove multiple local businesses out, and it created the most dangerous intersection for pedestrians in the state.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

Even more anti-MLS Eurosnobbery from Deadspin. Next you'll be saying that non-superstar players should be getting a living wage!