Vince Young tells Loeb he wanted to "Stay."

He should have just donated the $100.

It's articles like this that made me understand why words matter and people should be respected as long as they're not doing anything that hurts other people. Maybe a better person would have realized it all along, but I just wanted to put it on record that Deadspin helped me get there much more quickly than I…

I adore women's volleyball players.

Hunter Pence stands on the left side of the escalator.

I hate being that guy, but I'm gonna be that guy. That would be a skimboard. Not a boogie board. A skimboard are expensive, crafted and functional, and it has a completely different use that a boogie board. Boogie boards are bought at the grocery store or CVS when picking up a styrofoam cooler by residents on their…

These days, Steiner, 51, spends his days making occasional appearances on the indy circuit, as well as hawking workout DVDs and signing autographs.

In my experience, for many Lithuanians the thing to do on a Friday night is to continue the drinking you started on Saturday morning.

At the same time of night on the LIRR, she would have been denounced as a snob for using her hands.

in retrospect, this show did suck. but Magary, if you go after Parker Lewis Can't Lose, I will hunt you down like the dog you are and gut you from crotch to sternum like a rainbow trout and tan your hide and nail it to the shed like an old mule.

My favorite Zlatan story/quote (and I think it's in the book) was when he got engaged. Apparently it's customary in Sweden to give the woman an present on this occasion, so when news broke of the engagement, Zlatan was asked what he got her as an engagement-present, he answered:

I don't see nothing wrong with a little rise and grind

Costa Rica's fans then sang their theme song, "Zero Nation Army."

"Wait a minute. Even if there's no grass, who says we can't play ball anyway?"

RHETORICAL TACTICS OF AN INTERNET COMMENTER 101 SYLLABUS

Personally, I'd love to see Steve Coburn posterize some kid in a wheelchair.

The LIRR ain't perfect but it's not entirely a matter of their incompetence. Let me put my train nerd hat on...

Well, this brings back unpleasant memories. Pro tip: take the LIRR from Penn Station to Belmont. After the races walk out the track's back gate, turn left, and in about 10 minutes you'll find Koenig's restaurant in the friendly village of Floral Park. Hoist and drain a few steins, have some sauerbraten, then take a…

If I may speak for all fellow QPR supporters: