It's still real to me, dammit.

@tomwp: Nonsense - the term "jinking" was invented in 1985, to describe Peter Beardsley.

America's Clevelander speaks.

@AirBratz23: It's the game everyone's talking about - Dany Heatley returns to Ottawa.

@Maloik: Hardcastle and Daniel Hugh Kelly Lookalike

@scoop.and.slam: My priest tried that. But he went with Sid the Cussing Bunny and Count Blah, and now he's excommunicated.

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: @Body By Bacardi:

SO disappointed that graphic didn't explode, Colbert/Ferguson-style.

"Goldberg was allegedly standing on a stool outside a neighbor's window, peering through the glass and furiously masturbating."

My Z just got bigger.

That is a disgusting act by Clive Harding. It's unfortunate that we have that on our field. That is a disgusting act.

And? Most kids going to OU aren't actually students, either.

"I don't always drink vodka. But when I do, I drink Grey Duckface."

That Donnie Moore could really take a shot.

@EggoROYffle: Angel's also the song that saved DMC's life.

Check his drawers at the Pearly Gates.

I'd gleam her cube.

The Ultimate Warrior. Phil Collins. You're all welcome.

But can anyone tell me how tall Andre was, how much he weighed, and if he in fact possessed a small group of loyal allies?

Come on guys, it was just a tame joke. So damn sensitive. Stop poutine about it.