Funny, I was just down in the Metro and noticed this toothless guy who couldn't find his way out, so he just started busking English-language covers of Jacques Brel songs before scuttling into seclusion for 25 years.

"And that reminds me, coming up between the 2nd and 3rd, an episode of 'What's Chico Eating' that you won't want to miss!"

I just gave my own eyes the finger, Roy Batty style.

The News Of The World got quotes from sex addiction expert (and pervy-looking bugger) David Smallwood?

So since a 14 year old CWD picked "Brendan" as his confirmation name* then turned out to suck as a Catholic, does God smite Shanahan?

@jgustavsson_leafsverige: Game night! Warming up to my favorite band, the Tachycardiagans.

Hines Ward wonders why she couldn't man up and make it through the trophy ceremony with everyone else.

"Where's MLS's Chad Ochocinco, or Sean Avery?"

Blow's one way to keep your heart pumping your thickened blood (thus keeping you pedaling along this mortal coil) when you're on EPO.

We had him as a "Don't Buy!" Let's bump him up to a "Risky!"

And that's the bottom line, 'cause Douche Chilled in the front row said so!

Well, at least she made good use of all those ampersands I donated.

@Samer Ocho Cinco: Not to make you feel shitty or nothin, but Billy Mays III's twitter this morning.

Interviewed at their doughnut shop, the cops stated "Ay-o, way-o, ay-o, way-o."

@ClueHeywood: Sounds like it could be a titty bar down on the Block. In which case, probably plenty.

"The song was one which breathes the imagery of God's sacrifice"

Dazed as he might have been, Scott Walker knew that if he didn't score that OT goal, the sun ain't gonna shine anymore.

@DonTiny: Too busy talking to Jon-Erik Hexum's prop guy.

@Colin White Devil: I want to take my mulligan here. The correct answer was: