I'd still Boog her Barbecue.

Some-BODY once told me the world was gonna roll me

Best architecture-related use of transfer money since the Roy Wegerle Memorial Staircase.

@TracyHamandEggs: Yep, it's gonna be my first time going to it, though my Baptism of Baltimore-kids-sloppy-drunk-in-the-infield actually came at V-Fest last summer.

@Colin White Devil: That was all @TracyHamandEggs, but I suck at Deadspin.

@Colin White Devil: Dammit, image link did not work.

It's like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.....

@Mike_Oxenfudge: Having grown up in a town neighboring Monroe, likely the latter. But they do raise them sturdy up there.

@ToobularBoobularJoy: Hell yes. Especially back in the day when they were the Raybestos com.... The Brakettes and mesothelioma-causing products put Stratford on the map.

Don Cherry and Guy Lafleur posts back to back? Have we all been transported back to Victoria Day 1993 or something?

Look at this way - at least Joe Martinez now has a decades-long announcing career ahead of him.

Nice reaction there, Powder.

But does Findlay love to fight?

+1 for finding something to rhyme with "Markakis." But do "Uehara" and I'll be really impressed.

@ScientificMapp: +1 for criminally underrated summer songs. And for putting Biz Markie on their album.

Demetri Goodson's thrilling end-to-end bank-in with 0.9 seconds left > Demetri Martin's wry, amusing but too-hipsterish-by-half sketchpad-driven comedy.

Eduardo Da Silva thinks this joker needs to man up.

@FirstDerivative: He set the all-time franchise scoring record, taking over from Johnny Maclean. Of all the nights....

@FirstDerivative: Well on behalf of Marty, thanks!

Good evening from the night shift!