@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Given the team logo you're sporting, I would've thought you'd remember Trumbull's #1 export. Maybe with less fondness than before, but still.

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: The mall's bigger and more insane but still 70s-tastic.

@VanceHammersly: I haven't seen it, and it was a hipster weirdo writing as I recall, so I'll give it the benefit of the doubt when I get around to it too.

@VanceHammersly: Still talking Zack and Miri? Read a blog review (yeah, I know) yesterday that bayoneted, shot, slit the throat of, hung upside and set fire to the corpse of that movie. Basically said it was the same old jokes and View Askew schtick bolted on to characters that were so unbelievable as to be…

@Business_Socks: Another Trumbull, CT product!

@ClintonPortishead: One of my favorite Twitter feeds is the AmazonMP3 one that alerts you to their daily sale album. I keep picking up great stuff for cheap.

"Back on my feet and getting back in gear! Thank you to all that are supporting me. It's because of all of you that drives me to be #1!"

You've all got about 45 minutes left to get Andrew Bird's new one on MP3 via Amazon for $1.99. Just sayin'

@VanceHammersly: A-fucking-men.

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: I brought my first to the family thanksgiving lunch last Nov. and enjoyed it immensely. Trader Joe's here still has them in stock - I've been thinking about picking up another so I have dinner for a few nights.

@Saberhagendaaz: It's not particularly well known, thankfully, but yes I am. A rather young one (and a young looking one, to be perfectly honest - I get that I look in my mid-late 20s). I'm not interested in inviting even the hint of drama, much less real serious problems, so the whole campus is a no-go zone in my…

@CaptainHomeless: It's such a quintessentially English summer thing, I think. Makes me want to lounge on a blanket in a green meadow with Keira Knightley in a floppy hat.

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: Another vote for the fake meat products. The wonders of food engineering pretty much ensure that I'll stay a vegetarian for life.

@Saberhagendaaz: Who chats up others at the gym? A friend (an ex, but nevermind) tells me I should be trying to meet girls at the gym. I wonder what planet she lives on, where girls want to be bothered while working out.

@This.Is.Malcolm: I've got nothing helpful to say but, "buck up, you're not the only one." Hard to imagine that's any help - god knows the state of things has worn on me at times, too.

@Katni: Fairly longstanding vegetarian here, though I'm not sure what use that would be to you.

@Yostal: Well, I've got a special burning hate reserved for "They/he just wanted it more than the other player/team."

@CaptainHomeless: If you have Pimms at your bar, I'm living there every summer.

@VanceHammersly: Whatever rink they've got (or had) up in Ridgefield? Played there a few times over the years. It had one open side - real comfortable in the middle of January - and metal fencing instead of plexiglass boards.

@VanceHammersly: Black Rock's in Bridgeport, actually. I meant to agree with you that generally, Fairfield County isn't overflowing with hotspots. And yeah, I was talking about Marissa's (I'm from Trumbull). Consider your lack of enthusiasm shared. Last time I was there the crowds were stupid, mostly cause there's…