@Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloons: Oh, but he is pretty rotund nowadays. I'm anxious to see how he does in the playoffs, after 20 regular season games instead of 70+.

Ben Stiller giving Puffy the sidewalk slam never fails to make me laugh.

@Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloons: Indeed, a total Devils fan - have been since what, 87-88. Watching Shanahan back in black and red (well ok, technically it should be green and red) is like going back to my old school after 20 years.

@NovakAintNoJokovic: there is something about the Progressive sales girl that makes me desperately want her to be Terry Tate's next victim.

@VanceHammersly: Have they put walls around the hockey rink there, or is it still a godforsaken 3-sided icebox in winter?

@VanceHammersly: There's always Norwalk...Black Rock...the one bar in Trumbull that the police shut down every weekend as it reaches capacity...ok, I'm stretching here.

And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten.

Yub nub!

These comments have really taken a Dettori.

(l. to r.)

Wee Man, how far you have fallen.

So Phelps is globally exposed as a dope fiend, the Preakness announces that you'll have to rathole booze to get it in, and I just saw my first "This is Birdland" ad of 2009.

On Sundays, we catch up on what we really love. She checks out the articles on murder and depravity, I read the special section on chachy pussyhounds.

(l. to r.) Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and FUCK YOU.

Time for me to start live-blogging Puppy Bowl.

@What Would Kornheiser Do?: How about watching NASCAR guys race bobsleds? Cause that's what I was watching yesterday.

@Skating Tomato: Assuming you didn't see it; Green exited his defensive zone and lofted (not flipped) the puck between the Ottawa defensemen. Semin received it perfectly in full flight at the blueline, broke in and roofed a backhander. It was a gorgeous goal.

@Skating Tomato: And THAT was a spectacular goal by Semin.

@Skating Tomato: Not just that they're a bad team. It's that they gave one goal 3 seconds into a penalty kill, another 4 seconds in, and another 35 seconds into the period. Sleepwalkers.

Do the Senators even care any more?