Looks like he let the authority go to his head.

Yes. Tony Stewart didn’t actually manage to run two people over inside a house.

This isn’t some clickbait headline i.e. “You’ll NVER believe what they found in Robby Gordon’s house!

If you don’t care you don’t need to give the page a click.

It’s about a prominent race car driver, I’m willing to bet someone cares. I mean, even you read the story. Plus, what’s sensationalist about this? They simply reported a story.

I wish I could argue with your hot-assed Denver takes, but it’s true: the finance and tech class has ruined my beautiful Centennial state. I’m gonna be in Albuquerque by 2020 and I’ll still be kvetching about how unjustly my fellow mouthbreathing Broncos fans ran Jake Plummer out of town (the best non-Elway QB we’ve…

I mean sure I guess. But he also inherited a 4-12 dumpster fire of a team from McDaniels that has won 5 division titles, 2 AFC titles and 1 Super Bowl since he took over. That seems like a good executive to me.....

“a pimply church camp counselor who managed to mount a few fourth-quarter comebacks (the only things he would ever mount) on our way to a 9-7 season”

I’ll let the audience guess the number of people in Denver who can recall that the Season of Tebow Miracles was an 8-8 season in which they lost the last three games,…

They’ve done a similar piece on each and every NFL team prior to this. The title of all of them is exactly the same.

So it turns out these “neutral doctors" were, in fact, a bunch of Jags.

failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

*I* wanted to hug them and I was sitting across from them! They were legitimately so upset. It was unreal. Restored my faith in humanity. And bros.

Like I said, I fully agree that these guys in the video are thugs (and yes, of course that’s what it means by dictionary definition).

Having dealt with a million bar fights over the years, I 100% guarantee he said one of the following after the fight:

Damn it, Raphael, you are a major symbol of the steroid era. Please stay away from baseball!

I truly believe that no one has the slightest clue whether Griffin is good or not.

Mark Sanchez is probably a better get than Sam Bradford. Also this delusion I’ve been chugging for the last week as a Broncos fan is going to make me throw up.

“Competent line” You didn’t watch many of out games last year, did you?

I had never heard of her, so I googled. That is Kate Upton. Say what you actually want, a threesome with 2 Kate Uptons.