This whole thing is just a continuation of his beef stemming from the USFL days. The NFL wouldn’t let him in their club back then (because they knew he sucked), and so now he’s using his position to enact some form of revenge.

I’d rather they threw batteries at the MAGA chuds that will be there to worship their dear leader.

Even console players should consider switching to “builder pro” if they find they’re still fumbling around building. You will be building 1x1’s and be able to build your way around a close range fight at Amish building speeds.

This is how I feel whenever I see an adult wearing a “Keep Calm and Chive On” shirt

Fact Check: Timthetatman is not good at Fortnite.

Gotta second this. Even if I agreed with someone’s opinions on pets, politics, etc. it’s a HUGE turnoff to see nothing but negativity on a profile. I don’t know how many relationships begin with bonding over dislikes, but I’m guessing it’s a small number

“I am very socially progressive and I won’t even try to get along with conservatives” is probably a good way to get across that you’re not going to be nice to anyone’s racist uncle or whatever. You can, uh, leave out the part where you expect people to cut family members out of their lives, because that makes it sound…

I still play both. There are lots of people still playing D1 and it’s a blast. Rise of Iron is the best thing Bungie has made to date. I like to think they are getting closer to that again.

Theres also the devil’s advocate case too.

He says he’s doing it for parents and their kids. The fans he’s angered worry that he’s selling out. …

Which is the main reason no one wants to touch my penis, yes.

A few years ago I was seeing a chiropractor for treatment after a nasty car accident, and I regularly saw entire families coming into the office, including preschoolers. From what I overheard from them, I’m guessing that the Venn diagram of people who take babies to chiropractors and people who think vaccines are…

“We had literally heard them all, we could recite them before he even started to say them...”

Yep, it’s also the perfect name for a crappy Ford dealership with terrible local commercials.

“I mean, we’ve got some serious things, Syria, the greatest fighting force in the world, all these military people I have here as political props, and pandas are aggressive and sex-crazed, and I have this investigation, this witchhunt, which just won’t go away. It’s terrible.”

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

Well, unfortunately mom has to get the clothes out of the dryer in the basement and that’s right behind my sweet gaming rig. She says boobies is bad. I’ve complained about being 40 and how I should be able to look at what I want. But she just goes on and on about it being her house and me getting a job, blah, blah. So…

“I’m done. I’m out,” Parrott said. “SPLC has won. Matt Parrott is out of the game. Y’all have a nice life.”

DNP: Trying to give that pipe

The contract is for three years and comes with plenty of Percs.