Keep in mind hijacking GFaqs polls is nothing new. The L-Block from Tetris once won the Character Battle contest .

Someone is very good at reading articles.

Sarah Doin’ Kobe Doin’ Work?

I haven’t been to GameFAQs since like 2006.. But I guess thats a good thing, considering their community is apparently so shitty and pestilent that they complain that patching out exploits ruins their gameplay.

WHO WILL THINK OF THE FANTASY PLAYERS??

DeMarco Murray is competitive, high-character player who must feel abilities not being used fully and promises not fulfilled. In tough spot

He was a Muslim, but sometime in the early 90’s he converted and now only worships at the feet of Michael Jordan.

Remember the simpler times when the big Muslim outrage was Mahmoud Abdul Rauf not acknowledging the national anthem before games?

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

ALL calls? ALL? As in every call or non-call?

Thank you for your service, and your sense of responsibility.

Cop here. So let me get this straight...the five shot snub nose revolver I will conceal in my pocket (that isn’t terribly accurate outside of 7 yards) is the one piece of equipment that will stop the terrorists (packing bombs and automatic weapons?

This oughta make the next time Mike Tomlin reaches for his challenge flag much more interesting, at least.

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Dear America,

We know the code, shitstain.

You mean the Belichik is pissed because an obscure rule bit him on the ass? You don't say.

Nope. It seems like he was coached into learning details. There is a very good chance he had nothing to do with it, but he went along with it because the cops cut him a deal on some drug charges.

Woah, you must be lost. This isn’t the Serial subredit.