There are literally over 100 other players and coaches who will give you meaningless cliches about how they are happy to be in the Superbowl but not satisfied with just being there, or how they have to not worry about the hoopla and just focus, or how the other guys are really talented so we better play our best…

The Great Hochuli?

Because someone convinced you to live off olive oil and lemon juice for a week?

How will I detoxify my gizzard then?

No. the cleanses create them. The olive oil and citric acid from fruit juice cause your bile to precipitate, which is what the pebbles are . Trust me, I just had a colonoscopy and took laxatives and lived on chicken broth for two days. Once my colon was out of poop, it just expelled more chicken broth. No…

There is a difference between taking activated charcoal because you ingested poison and going on a charcoal based diet for a week just for fun.

Celebrates and talks smack The Right Way

I agree, but I guess the question I have is why do they want to talk to Lynch in the first place? When he did interviews he was never charismatic or insightful or worth pull quotes. Plus anyone interviewing him knows he hates the process, hates being there and probably hates you. There's 52 other people in the…

The worst? Worse than Dominic Raiola trying to injure people? Worse than Bill Romonowski eye gouging opponents? This is worse?

No time to read. Have to pre-judge the game as broken.

The game is complete at release. On the release date the combination of disc+download will equal complete game

Possibly inappropriate, but very clearly warranted and necessary.

It's really a difficult disease to transmit, however given that the Giants shit the bed on a weekly basis, this is a special case.

As a Coloradoan I will NOT have Deadspin mock Cory Gardner. The man is a football hero, his wife Morgan Fairchild (who he's seen naked) is a delight and his children Taylor Swift and Webster are absolute angels.

Millenial is the new hipster. It's shorthand for "stuff I hate".

Difficulty: There are no smart comments from conspiracy theorists. None.

Yahoo comments make YouTube comments look like they were written by Dorothy Parker

You know what can kill you in large doses? Water. You know what table salt is? Sodium (a metal that explodes when it comes in contact with water) and Chlorine (a poisonous gas). And CORPORATIONS tell us to put this IN OUR FOOD. *fart*

Speaking of paining with a broad brush, maybe you should read what people write, rather than poorly and dishonestly summarizing their thoughts for them.

If what you wrote was correct (and it isn't), then there would be no such thing as rain, fog or clouds.