As a Coloradoan I will NOT have Deadspin mock Cory Gardner. The man is a football hero, his wife Morgan Fairchild (who he's seen naked) is a delight and his children Taylor Swift and Webster are absolute angels.

Millenial is the new hipster. It's shorthand for "stuff I hate".

Difficulty: There are no smart comments from conspiracy theorists. None.

Yahoo comments make YouTube comments look like they were written by Dorothy Parker

You know what can kill you in large doses? Water. You know what table salt is? Sodium (a metal that explodes when it comes in contact with water) and Chlorine (a poisonous gas). And CORPORATIONS tell us to put this IN OUR FOOD. *fart*

Speaking of paining with a broad brush, maybe you should read what people write, rather than poorly and dishonestly summarizing their thoughts for them.

If what you wrote was correct (and it isn't), then there would be no such thing as rain, fog or clouds.

This multi-year multi-billion dollar fraud perpetrated by thousands of people was solved by me right clicking on an image file! Why doesn't anyone believe me?

Dear Sirs, my comment on why Beefaroni should technically have been part of "beef stew ranked" was meticulously researched and soundly defended. The fact that you chose to censor my viewpoint is appalling and sadly telling. I wish I knew what it cost for Gawker Media to sell it's soul to Dinty Moore, but you have…

Reading is fundamental.

I think that GamerGate, while crazy, lacks the scope of other conspiracy theories. Also, it's largely a made up excuse to call women sluts.

Why not both?

All the stars for you!

You know what makes people less likely to drink or do drugs? Having shit to do during the week. Like maybe go to work with the rest of the Cleveland Browns, perhaps.

We're here with Mark Schlereth. Stink, where does Tom Brady fit on your list of quarterbacks least likely to punch a woman?

When asked if they were at Cameo that evening, Mike Pouncey responded with "Word Up!". We have reached out to his representatives to find out if it's a code word.

Greg Maddux peeing on a rookie in the shower? That shit is golden.

The worst part is when Danny Amendola slammed the phone down, he sprained his wrist.

Some day, someone will tell you about the different hockey penalties and you will feel so dumb.

There's tolerance of people who have different opinions, which has nothing to do with people who have no concept of facts. Someone who likes Brussels Sprouts? Yeah. OK. SOmeone who thinks Brussels Sprouts are a mammal, not so much.