3 may keep a secret when 2 are dead. Don't fuck someone if you'd get in trouble for fucking them. And if you are having illicit sex, don't do it with other people in the goddamn room. And if you are going to fuck in front of people or join a gang bang, don't be pretend offended when you get outed.

While able to smell the general direction of the meat/QB, the blind dog will still flail his way there, even if he eventually makes it.

I've always felt that Dana White feels that the fans of UFC are morons, and acts like he is trying to take them for every dime he can until figure out that he is a grifter.

Stuff that comes out of mostly women?

Fox promised me the 2014 Daytona 500. I turn on the and I see a NASCAR race in Daytona. Once I'm hooked, I notice it's the 2013 race. Boom. Hook baited to get me into the race.

I look forward to hearing about the backward masking in Katy Perry songs.

Not only a delaying tactic, but a way to get outside for a bit. "No, I can't give you directions to where we left the body, but take me close by and I will remember the spot".

Media: We get sick of players who only speak in athlete cliche-speak. Where is someone who will speak his mind.

Marshawn Lynch seems to be fairly popular among Seahawk fans without being a press favorite.

"One of the worst I've seen"

The fact that some fans can be worse, doesn't make you by default good, it makes you less terrible. Jeffrey Dahmer kinda felt bad about his kink compared to Ted Bundy. Neither of them should be held up as good.

But he's the best fan of the best team. I mean, it says so in his handle!

If you don't tip at all, there's a small chance that the server/management will think you forgot to tip. A $1.00 tip or similar shows that it wasn't an oversight.

Maginot snap!

I will admit that I have gone out in apparel and over the course of the day forgotten what I have on. So I have given the WTF look when people mention my shirt, only because I am drawing a blank on what I have on.

You'd think they would pay attention to what the banned substances are. It seems like there is a real deficit of attention being paid to what they can and can't take. If only there were a way for them to focus and not have this attention deficit of sorts.

They counted only a couple "this guy"s with Gruden, but did they look for "X is a foot. Ball. Player"?

I'm pretty sure that about half of Decker's routes are just him running 10 yards and doing the universal "throw your flag" gesture. One of these days he's going to be in the middle of it while the ball hits him.

Cops are not bound to tell you the truth or to give accurate legal advice. They want consent, so if you refuse to give consent, they can say things like "you know refusing a search means you have something to hide, which gives me probable cause to search anyway, so why not let me search now and save us both the time"…

No because he already allowed all of the accused and allegeds. I'd add a funny ending quip but yeah, you are so not worth it