Magic Johnson is a multi-millionaire, healthy as can be and does not seem to have any measurable trace of HIV in his system. Aside from missing a couple years on the court and having his friend Isaiah Thomas act like a jerk, he's probably not crying himself to sleep at night. Also, HIV isn't created from aggregate…

Ammunation sells parachutes.

Actually it's the exact same point as "how come people laugh when Chris Rock says nigger, but get mad when I do?". It was just more verbose. And there's no double standard. The closer you are to something, the more you get to mock it. I can call my family idiots when I'm stressed, a stranger calls them idiots, I'm…

There was no Jake Plummer era in Denver according to most fans. Elway retired, Greise got hurt, yadda yadda yadda. Cutler.

Oh And I forgot empty-headed sports scribe and serial sex-criminal Woody Paige.

CO has more microbrews than any state but Oregon, I believe. But it's tough to rag on a state's beer when a state has essentially all of them.

The utter worst were the conspiracy theories about Tebow (Elway hates Christians, Elway only took over the team to sabotage all of their quarterbacks, Mike McCoy was told by the league to make Tebow look bad) followed closely by the people who never gave a crap about football ever suddenly becoming Bronco fans because…

What is more interesting is that you have heard of it, and yet seem incapable of understanding it.

I think saying that A-Rod betrayed every fan ever is silly. There are tons of people who don't care about PEDs and plenty more who don't care so long as their guy doesn't get caught. John McCain's crusade to clean up baseball got him less ridicule than McGwire and Sosa, but more ridicule than came down on MLB. If…

Except the AP has the resources to do that. Joe Smith down the road trying to see if the city's public works director is directing bids to family can't pay a buck a page for email and bid document history.

You don't need Enterprise level IT staff or equipment. You need someone who can create a GoToMeeting.

Except aside from the exact moment when people say, "I'd rather go 6-10 with guys with integrity than win the super bowl with a bunch of thugs", nobody ever sticks with that thought. You never hear the fan base say, "well, the on field product was awful, but from GM down to the water boy, it was a team full of super…

Coach must have been talking to the wrong people in a nightclub

Jason Whitlock blames..... almost everything, apparently. But mostly Jay-Z. I wonder if he also blamed fluoridated water and the hookup culture in the first draft. They are about the only two things he didn't list.

I thought the byline on that Herald piece was going to be Champ Kind

I know right? I mean Deadspin hasn't even touched the Aaron Hernandez thing! Not a mention at all! Must be just uber scared of saying something bad about a minority! I bet Deadspin doesn't have the courage to create a posting category about the lunkheadedness/inadvertent brilliance that is JaVale McGee either!

It's not about "want to bone/marry". It's about consent. A child can't legally consent to being a partner, a dog/horse/cat/springbok can't consent to being a partner. It's not about what somebody wants, it's about a consenting partner agreeing.

Not yesterday, but last week. If you have not been read your rights, are being interviewed by police and you start to answer questions, then clam up. They can use your clamming up against you.

On the internet, everyone is a dead-eye from 400m in.

This is it exactly. The police would have seen any shots from upstairs as possible accomplices and would have either fired on Kitzenberg or would have had to devote resources to removing him from his house and interrogating him.