Let me know when they hit up Macross. I’ll be on those Skull One sneaks in a heartbeat.
A) I don’t see her feet touching the ground.
L&O FCU (Feline Crimes Unit)
“Devin Nunes, who said that “we should not be used as a platform to spread false information and bizarre conspiracies.””
Devin fucking Nunes, Trump’s most eager taint remora, had the audacity to say this. Devin fucking Nunes.
I’m one of those people with an ability to take standardized tests and do really, really well, but they’re not nearly as easy as you portray. Kids of decent intelligence and good early academic opportunity can sincerely apply themselves, get the most expensive prep courses and tutors, take practice tests for years—and…
People like that hate left wing politics and therefore like a tyrant like Trump because he does things like back coups in Venezuela.
Yeah. That’s the part I don’t get. If you really love Cuba you should want to open relations with the USA. At best Cuba will thrive. At worst Cuba will fail and Castro won’t have an enemy to blame for his failures. Tells you right wingers don’t really want what is best for places like Cuba and Venezuela. They want to…
Also the smell. Giles from Buffy does a good job explaining why screens are bad and books are good in an early episode, I cant remember it right now but its right on.
Or - and I’m just tossing this out there - we prosecute the fuck out of all these criminals because a third of our voters are racists who don’t need an excuse to vote for the biggest piece of shit they can find and will claim any justification available for their vote.
I like a lot of fine-tuning in mine:
The highest paid coach in the NCAA? You guessed it - Frank Stallone.
He illegally went to an island KNOWING it was illegal and how that island operates and he could die and did it anyway. Let that be a lesson to anyone else who wants to fuck with people who DO NOT WANT TO BE FUCKED WITH.
To be fair, this came about mostly because of the western side of the state. It’s quite red east of the Cascades. But the cities have enough population to carry the state when it comes to voting, which often makes the more conservative parts of the state hopping mad. So baby steps in your state, maybe?
Hey NRA, take a seat. Maybe several. We know what we voted for and we want gun control.
I like the phrase “nearly limitless.” It’s equivalent to “almost infinity” but is also semantically identical to “finite.”
They’re not even good at that. I was at Costco and bought the huge thing of ground beef. When i went to the register the lady said “oh its leaking” and wiped the juices up. Well after she cleaned it she put it right in my cart without scanning it. It was $30 worth of beef. As i walked out they looked at my reciept…
Usually when someone accuses a man of “placing his hands on a young woman,” they’re being euphemistic.
Pro tip: The juices that drip out into the bottom of the tray make for a perfect single serving of gravy. Just toss it in a pan on the stove on low, and mix in a little bit of flour.
Nice! (Also, those chickens are a goddamn national treasure.)