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That’d be weird.

Ruby Rhod wins in my book, we don’t nearly get as much 5th element cosplay. The rest was your pretty standard cosplay characters you see at cons though these were great quality.

Places where a car can’t reach maybe? But even then it feels like you’d walk the person to a place where they could be picked up instead of marching them through the streets.

I work across the street from US Bank Arena. I felt like I was walking through the streets of the third reich this morning going into work, except everyone has diabetes and gets winded walking up stairs.

“The economy is still chugging along.”

And counter-strike! Warren needs to step up and learn a little Spanish - I’m digging her “angry mom/college professor” attitude!

Kelly, the tourism argument is complete bullshit when you consider three things:

The Alt Right picked a universal gesture that could be easily debated to troll people, so, on the one hand, it’s a joke to them, and on the other, it unites them.

Let me know when they hit up Macross.  I’ll be on those Skull One sneaks in a heartbeat.  

for them?

A) I don’t see her feet touching the ground.

L&O FCU (Feline Crimes Unit)

“Devin Nunes, who said that “we should not be used as a platform to spread false information and bizarre conspiracies.””

Devin fucking Nunes, Trump’s most eager taint remora, had the audacity to say this.  Devin fucking Nunes.

I’m one of those people with an ability to take standardized tests and do really, really well, but they’re not nearly as easy as you portray. Kids of decent intelligence and good early academic opportunity can sincerely apply themselves, get the most expensive prep courses and tutors, take practice tests for years—and…

People like that hate left wing politics and therefore like a tyrant like Trump because he does things like back coups in Venezuela.

Yeah. That’s the part I don’t get. If you really love Cuba you should want to open relations with the USA. At best Cuba will thrive. At worst Cuba will fail and Castro won’t have an enemy to blame for his failures. Tells you right wingers don’t really want what is best for places like Cuba and Venezuela. They want to…

Also the smell. Giles from Buffy does a good job explaining why screens are bad and books are good in an early episode, I cant remember it right now  but its right on. 

Or - and I’m just tossing this out there - we prosecute the fuck out of all these criminals because a third of our voters are racists who don’t need an excuse to vote for the biggest piece of shit they can find and will claim any justification available for their vote.

I like a lot of fine-tuning in mine:

The highest paid coach in the NCAA? You guessed it - Frank Stallone.