Does eating salads naked make them better? Will my co-workers mind?

Stock photo message: Girls have aprons, all about the produce and proper meals

Also—an iced, sprinkled donut on the fucking couch?! This is not an adult man who comprehends the ramifications of actions; this is a child.

Hear hear! AFT Local 2169, represent!

This is insane! They're so friggin' good! How long did they practice? Or do you choose groomsmen based on dancing ability, physique, etc?

:-( I'm sorry, Vanessa.

Cue the white people dancing off the beat.

No, I think the sweatiness is even cooler. She wants to pose with the basketball star, Sweat's part of the deal!

Nice timing, Internet! I could have invoked this B.S. before my students evaluated me on Monday. Dammit!!!!!!1

I thought you couldn't fly after a certain point in baby gestation?

Boo. Tacky doesn't equal stupid. Don't be classist! :-) Happy holidays!

Maybe he took the bus and was coming from somewhere??

Ugh, these clips are awful. I could only take 32 seconds of the racist song.

Is this from November Rain?! Only the *most romantic* GNR song ever! Oh, how I kissed Axl on my poster as a kid. He sure made 9-yo MKE_holla swoon.

I'm in!! And hardly anyone in my family knows. Mwah mwah!! I had to stay mum during the "try on our old dresses" time...lots of scratchy, neck-high numbers. *shudder*

[Enjoying full article now...] Note: the way you set up the first highlight, it sounds like Rock's saying Obama is cable TV, but he was saying that about Bush. And Obama is still Network TV.

I like him in RomComs! I watched Two Days in New York with him and Julie Delpy last week. Good stuff, funny stuff—he rocks! (har har)

Decisions decisions!

I agree that first one is awful! I don't want to see some dude's crotch! (Racy, Hunnam GIF aside)

I think Movember and growing facial hair for prostate cancer awareness is fun. And I *love* seeing Aaron Rodgers's mustache. My brothers do it, too, although they're a bit spotty in raising $/making a donation, but I've chipped in before.