And there is no waaaaay he’s ever gone 170mph on that thing like he claimed.

Every time I see/hear/think about that commercial, Chapelle instantly pops in my head.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

And Gronk coming out of retirement now that training camp is over with in three, two, one, ...

“....and a horrible way to go.”

I wonder how well the Seattle Cobains could run a shotgun formation

Zeke who?

It was a consular’s clip on a diplomatic mission!

This will never not be funny. 

She was going to sign with Deadspin but then heard about previous celebrity endorsements:

I can’t wait for the next segment of “Tinactin a Fool”

Somewhere, Rex Ryan is scrambling to find a way to superimpose his face onto Shaq’s in that footage.

That was below the Mendoza Belt

Holy shit you have a lot of fingers

Japanese hand-ball contact is usually obscured by pixelation anyway.

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

Not a bad subscription to have =)

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

I am absolutely certain they have focus grouped and paneled this shit to death. I am guessing this stuff packed into yearly sports game franchises is based purely on demographics; according to research published in the paper: Stein, A., Mitgutsch, K., & Consalvo, M. (2012). Who are sports gamers? A large scale study…

OK, but is it a sandwich?