Anyone who had to play with the Dolphins for three seasons would do the same. No wonder some of the charges were thrown out.

They should’ve gone for it.

I read the headline wrong and was completely unsurprised that Activision was involved!

Seems quite Abel to me.

Yeah, but that guy’s obviously in pretty amazing shape. No dads I know, ok maybe that one fucking dude, look like that. Dadbod does mean that you’ve gone to seed at least a bit.

If you think that’s a dadbod, you definitely do not live in the Midwest.

The commissioner looks like a cartoon Thanksgiving turkey that just went through a lot of chemo in that picture. Like in the animation style of the old Disney Robin Hood. Or maybe one of the guard vultures from that.

Sorry for your loss, Stephen. Please never feel embarrassed for feeling pain about the death of a loved one, furry or otherwise.

Dogs don’t have souls, according to the Church. To ask for self-awareness is barking up the wrong tree.

Hell, they’d start Will Leitch before that guy.

I, personally, use mypassword1 just to piss off IT at work. Occasionally, I have to add a number. Less occasionally, I complain that I have been locked out of my password so I can go back to mypassword1, again. (I may even capitalize it occasionally!)

My dad was at that concert. That’s how I know this comment is both relevant and still funny.

Also, I think he may be on methamphetamine.

This guy should’ve been on Jersey Shore. He makes my head hurt. It’s like a radioactive moron bit a spider.

I mean, I know I’m in the grays, but why are you? Good post.

The whole game reminds of that old high school koan, that if you did X amount of hits of acid you would be legally crazy, but at the same time, you would also be so crazy that no one would care that you did acid in the first place.

I bet she didn’t see this coming. 

It’s better  that I heard it in Pikachu’s “voice”.

I see the ass-eating confusion, now. Chiefs fan here. I’m pretty sure we do our share of that “Arrowhead” stuff here, too, though.

I’m not sure you got the joke. It was an ass-eating thing. Several articles on these sites are down with that stuff.