Plus, white people have a time-honored tradition of telling people named “Roberto” that they’re lazy and worth less than market value.

The more you see Nausicaa, the more you realize every ‘90s-’00s Squaresoft game was influenced by the movie. This movie changed a lot of pop culture.

Better yet, Elendor.

Sadly, they'll be worn as throwback jerseys when Joel Embiid finally wears one.

The Capital City Waste was hit hardest of/as hard as any place on the planet, as I recall. I know this is Boston, which is relatively close, but it is over 200 years after the nukes dropped.

This is a Ron Burgundy quote, right?

It’s a ship?

BREAKING: Godzilla Sepp Blatter says he has started rebuilding Tokyo amid terrible monster lizard crisis.

This always happens with stuff about Boston for me:

“Hey, a piece of (insert media) not about New York City!?! That's awesome, finally! Wait, it’s set where? Aw, shit."

You've been giving good press to Kansas City-area beers recently. Kansas could use some good press these days...

This guy would write awesome descriptions to porno clips.

Yeah, that never happens.

I hate Duke as much as the next guy, but I really like this Allen kid's game. Not sure why, but ever since I saw him at that dunk contest I've been a fan. Seems like a fundamentally sound hard worker who doesn't bitch if he isn't getting minutes and, as of yet, hasn't had any signs of off-the-court issues. His fairly…

Speaking of rare stouts, ever had Perennial Barrel-Aged Abraxas? For my super rare stout money, that's where it's at. Tried some a few months ago at an event and kept repeating to anyone would listen to me, "I didn't know beer could do that!" They had KBS there, too. Good event.

Actually, they even set up deals to fund particular professors who agree with their ideological/ economic goals. And the money is fairly hush-hush. There have been many questions as to whether this is even close to ethical or not.

That's the least money one of the Koch brothers has paid to fill an official position in Kansas for years.

UCLA hasn't been shinier than Texas since approx. 2008. And their conference has been terrible for years. The recruiting pool in Texas is larger than Cali. He's also going to get better facilities at TX than at UCLA. If not now, than within the next few years. As a longtime bball fan, I'd totally say this is a better…

It can't just be me. Divinity: Original Sin's combat seemed to be an order of magnitude more difficult than this. The combat is very easy to grasp IMO in Pillars. It also does not seem to punish you for bad play very aggressively. Just pause a lot.

I ran this race a lot back in the day. We had excellent milers try to do it. They sucked. We had elite 400-meter runners do it, too. One actually quit on his first competitive attempt, throwing up all over the track at the 600m mark, looking at us cluelessly once he recovered. Of course, we'd all told him his training…

Assuming Anthony Davis didn't take any money at UK while Calipari was receiving his seven-figure sum is a huuuuuuuuge leap of faith here on the author's part. Wow.