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Feb 24
635

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

Dec 10
1.2K

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it Read more

Dec 9
421

WHO DID THE TRAFFIC CONE VOTE FOR THIS IS BIAS NO COLLUSION NO WHISTLEBLOWER FAKE NEWS

Dec 5
89

If we’re planning on the Xoomers to save the world, we might as well start the apocalypse now

Dec 3
409

I think we’re far closer to solving nuclear fusion than convincing Karens to use the correct lane. 

Nov 4
11

In other words, “I, for one, welcome our new reptilian overlords.”

Oct 13 2019
351

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

Oct 8 2019
289

I actually believe Trump when he says he’s never had a drink or taken drugs. His brother died from alcoholism, after all.

Oct 8 2019
94

Don;’t worry, there are still plenty of male Democratic candidates you can move to before claiming you’re “forced” to pick Trump.

Oct 4 2019
45

If he wants to be dictator we should treat him like one: permanent exile on some island somewhere and all his supporters can go with him.

Oct 4 2019
138

This, in all likelihood. “Y’all Qaeda” will basically become a thing, and we’ll end up rooting it out.

Oct 3 2019
76

Now that I know she’s fucking I just slid into her DM’s. Fingers crossed 

Oct 2 2019
62

All of this is just more distraction, as clearly the more notable crimes here are Adam Schiff having a thin neck and Nancy Pelosi being a woman.