Okay, Yanna.

Exactly why he cut the straps remains unclear.

How are they going to keep their energy drink sponsorship when the actions of their winning driver show that real drugs are better?

***Pulls off onto 8 mile road***

The president of white women who carry spit cups

Sorry Bradley, cars have been cancelled due to lack of interest.

I misread the headline as “mischievous dog”.

Can’t believe I’m the 1st to post Alan Kulwicki’s championship winning Hooters Underbird. He received permission from both Ford & NASCAR to change the Thunderbird lettering on the car.

That stormtrooper in the middle looks a little short...

Please stop calling the cars “NASCARs”. NASCAR is an acronym for a sanctioning body that just happens to have the word “car” in the name. Although awkward, you would be correct in calling it a “NASCAR car”. The cars themselves are “stock cars”, or in this case “Cup cars”, as they’re built to the Cup series specs.

Thank you for not calling it “happy holidays.”

The only way this could get better is if by some cosmic twist one of those republican forced burial anti-abortion laws allowed the fetal remains to exhumed and DNA tested and proved categorically Trump was the father.

Avenatti appears to be the perfect foil for trump.

Step 1: Don’t get hit by a car.

I can’t stand it when people refer to their car by internal chassis code, their engine by its code, and so on.

I’ve been on Jalopnik for a while now, so I know that this is a clear case of the tire pressure being off by less than a PSI.

Oh yeah? But how many moths were in the engine?

Also, it’s NOT valuable.