I removed the exhaust hangers from my truck and replaced them with just steel rods that were tack welded to the frame.

You should see how much the support costs are for a single HP DL360 G5 running Server 2003 because someone doesn’t want to pay the money to upgrade to a newer version of the software running on it, and update their code that ties into that software. That budget for that one machine is equal to 40% of my annual salary.

I just wish I could get my grandmother to accept that the grandchild without the college degree (me) makes more than the grandchildren with them.  Kinda’ sucks being asked if you sell drugs by your granny.

She looks like the half-baked clone from The 6th Day.

The only way this gets better is if the owner does a good Whis impression.

These two are more like an inbred version of Waldorf and Statler.

I used to think like those “perfect parents”. That I couldn’t do something like “leave my kid in a hot car”, until the day I failed to strap a toddler into her carseat. I sat her in, loaded the rest of the knuckleheads, jumped in the truck and pulled off. I didn’t realize my mistake until she climbed over the front…

I was sitting here raging at HP for having an iLO vulnerability that was dumb ass easy (literally hit the “a” key twenty-something times) and then I read that.

I was pretty tolerant up until the remake of Starboy by The Weekend.  When you do shitty remakes of Daft Punk produced tracks, you have gone too damned far.

It’s redundant in most states. In Michigan for example, custodial interference is a felony and they will prosecute the ever living fuck out of you. Matter of fact, it’s explicitly stated in custody orders in Michigan and Kentucky that you cannot travel to any country that does not have an extradition treaty with the US…

I remember the day Jerean Blake got shot and talking to two of the campus officers when they got back to the school still covered in his blood. I remember typing the incident report up for my boss and I will not ever forget one of the female officers stating presciently, “that boy dying will not be the end of this…

In my head all I heard when I saw this was the “running out of air” music.

If you can sit at a table in an establishment that serves this monster without protest or comment, you’re part of the problem with this country.

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In some states like Michigan the tags expire on your actual birthday, not the first or last day of the month. If your birthday falls on a weekend or holiday, it’s the first business day after. Where this comes into play regarding your question is that if you’re married and have multiple vehicles; depending on who…

Orajel is the only reason half the kids in my family make it past the first six months. We all get multiple teeth at once and usually have them cutting the gums before three months.

Only thing she’s missing is “the haircut”.

Or there’s an underlying mental health issue that he’d been trying to get help for and that his command ignored.

Soldiers sometimes get criminally fucking bored and do really stupid shit. This is pretty tame.

I could see 5-to-1. I could see 10-to-1. Maybe even 100-to-1. But three hundred times more?