Also, that's some magnificent hair she's rocking.

Yaaaaaaaassss. I’m so here for this new crop of teen and YA black celebs getting all up in their afro-futurist feels and daring to be weird in public. There’s room for that and I am SO EXCITED to see what kind of work they’ll be putting out into the world as they get older.

These stories run the gamut from hilarious to downright horrifying. Still, if I got the Ezekiel 25:13 speech from Sam Jackson it’d be like the sun on my heart for a thousand years.

This must be the beginning of the rapture.

In a world, where prosecco is running low, and brunches, have become a thing of the past...

Gloria Ferrer makes a nice, non-vintage brut that is usually pretty friendly (I think I’ve found it for about $15.00 on sale), and Roederer makes an Anderson Valley nv brut as well (usually closer to $20 but it went on sale at Costco before my birthday, which dropped the price to about $14.00). But I live within an…

I just love that my drunk 18 year old brain was like “FUCK YOU, Han Solo! I’ll eat your roll - THAT’LL LEARN YA”

God DAMMIT.

Maybe because her brother is such an asshat about race.

A regular Berkshire Fox Hunt.

As a huge Adrienne Rich fan, that disappoints me. It’s one thing when Mr. Shiny Teeth from a CW show acts like a dick, but when it’s someone who you expect to be sensitive and compassionate - that’s a blow. If anything, she should have seen your effort as the touching compliment it was.

Sherman Alexie complimented my mom’s poetry!

I have a romance writer friend whose biggest fan is ... McLovin’s father.

I went to see a screening of the second Boondock Saints film (for all its deep and obvious flaws, I have an abiding fondness for the original, entirely because of the gorgeous men and all the homoeroticism) that included a panel discussion with Troy Duffy and a few of the actors afterward. The move was so awful I…

John Waters is really nice! He's so polite and lovely!

One time I was flying from JFK to SFO, with a layover in Phoenix and saw Flavor Flav waiting at our gate. We went over and talked to him, he showed us the bag of clocks he keeps in Target bags with the rest of his Target bag luggage, and took a photo with us. He sat behind us on the plane (in coach) and yelled…

Sherman Alexie calls me a thief every time I meet him. The first time because he noticed when he was autographing my book there was a different name in it. I explained my professor was kind enough to give me her copy of his book because she knew I liked him. He still called me a thief. The second time because I…

My uncle was a limo driver in the 70’s-80’s and they didn’t have cells back then of course, so when he was late picking up a job at the airport, the person called my grandma’s house to see where he was, my uncle was living with her. She told they guy my uncle had left already and would be there shortly. Aparently the…

I DON’T HAVE ANY BAD CELEB STORIES AND I’M SAD.