Looks like Bender has some compititon.

Way to justify a completely immoral behavior.

There is only one reason this movie still gets to me. After watching the first part when it first appeared on tv I drove to a friends house, and saw a red balloon bounce across across the street in front of me. A simple coincidence made that much more of an impact, to the point I can't see Tim Curry the same way…

What, no blue Finn?

How did he figure refrigerators into his calculations? Has he developed a magnet with both a north and south pole on each end to take into account hermaphrodites? I'm so full of questions.

I don't see the problem. this is exactly how I will react when I pick up my copy. Cry, hug cashier, press game box to face while weeping. They probably just cut the video off before taking the disk out and slipping it the tongue.

Hay look! It's some over analyzing douche whose only joy is criticizing things that make others happy.

Obviously this book is flawed, because bananas are yellow.

You beat me to it.

Wait. Is it even possible to get "4th" degree burns? I thought 3rd went to the bone. Even if it is possible shouldn't he look worse than what they show?

Word.

The best way to fit it in the garage would be to move the ladder further away, and then put it in without moving it closer.

"if you are not offended twice a day, you are not living in a free society. Also your mom is kind of a whore"

I'll just leave this here.

"One of us!"

The Japanese have been proving this for centuries.

After a few books it was pretty much the same story over and over.

Superman... no wait, Batman...Damn, ok Jean Grey... shit, this is hard.

Is...is that the Kool-Aid man?

Hohum. Unspeakable rage at obvious troll comment. YAWN! Feel better now that someone is paying attention to you?