What is"high-tech wilderness" supposed to mean? Are the trees plastic or holograms or something?

4. You don't know what a "friend" is.

Every point you made was wrong.

Scan with a metal detector, run through x-ray and let them through. What if she was wearing gun (or bullet) shaped earrings would they take those too? God forbid someone gets a tattoo of a gun, they could never fly again.

Dial up modem. I had that on mine and every time my phone rang everyone would yell or give me a dirty look.

They accidently invented cocaine?

If they had just let people return to the salad bar as many times as they wanted to begin with, odds are this never would have happened.

You sniveling k nig ht.

My brother in law has a DVD player with a zoom function. The problem is he always gets the letterbox edition and when the movie starts hits the "zoom" button resulting in a grainy almost pixelated image. The biggest issue is sometimes he has to hit the "zoom" button 2 or 3 times to get rid of the black bars, and then…

You didn't notice it was a time lapse video?

Finally, a believable Syfy channel movie.

What about pa-rain-anha? That's real, right?

Wouldn't that be sharktopuses(sharktopi)?

Sounds completely reasonable.

Wait! Is someone there?

"MADNESS?! THIS IS SPARTA!!"

Your post reminded me of a time I was eating lunch with my daughter, and someone at the next table said "It's obvious evolution does not exist. If it did ostriches and elephants would be able to mate, and they can't." My six year old daughter looked at me and said "What is he talking about?" I told her "He doesn't…

Why does he have an old xbox logo cut into his head?

Everyone knows you have to roll all your "1"s out before the game. Common rookie mistake.

Two words, Blade Runner.